I want to thank all of you for following my updates. I have the best fans in the world, but you always say the same thing: "Arnold, I can't help but read these posts in your voice." So to thank you for following, this weekend I'm going to give you a chance to borrow my voice for your voice-mail greeting. Send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with your name. I will draw one of you at random on Monday morning, and I will record your voicemail for you.
That's right. I, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will provide the voicemail greeting that all of your friends will hear. You can put your soundboards away, because this is the real thing.