Dear Mr. S,
It would be cool if you would come for a visit and hang out with me and my gf. its a small house but we have accommodations. there’s not a lot to do, i myself don’t get any visitors but if things get desperate i know the city pretty well so we could make a trip in.  on second thought i am a total psycho and i bet you i into some kind of homosexual trance. but it was cool to think about it..

your friend,
josh